- Parent: what does a cow say?
- Baby: "moo!"
- Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
- Baby: "baah!"
- Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
- Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is nonsense in dogma, and sense in nonsense. Faeries express themselves with high seriousness and low humour. Faeries are resistant to all definitions.